Last Updated on: 9th October 2013, 08:21 pm
When Steve wrote his Jehova’s Witness post, he reminded me of something I thought up a while ago. Do you ever wonder if the Jehova’s Witnesses were the ones who came up with the idea of telemarketing? Think about it. Telemarketers and Jehova’s Witnesses like to harass you in your home, particularly at times when they think everyone will be home. They both get rewarded for how many people they convert, whether it be to the Watchtower or to Sprint. They’re both very pushy and don’t take no for an answer very easily. Neither of them have much regard for holidays. By the sounds of it, both are pretty highly monitored, and get told what to do in a lot of respects. And some telemarketers even try and get your address so they can mail you an information package, where the Jehova’s Witness tries to leave behind a copy of the Watchtower! The more I think about it, the more it seems like they’ve been behind this all along. It’s been a big conspiracy. Anyone else convinced yet?