Last Updated on: 18th February 2023, 12:16 pm
In keeping with the weird shit that people create and try to sell theme that we have going on around here this week, I give you StrangeNewProducts.com, a site that I found yesterday without even looking for it. What can I say, I’m just that good, or maybe that lucky. But either way, finding entertaining and relevant material without doing research or any other sort of work whatsoever rules.
The site is updated daily and features descriptions of all sorts of new products. Some are kind of cool, like the Sidekick Blood Glucose Monitor, and some are so completely stupid that they rival even mp3-playing breast implants, such as the Psychotronic Wishing Machine, which you really need to read about if ever you’re searching for a good reason to smash your head into a wall or find enough motivation to do it to someone else. There’s a lot of other neat stuff there too, so give it a look. It seems like a fine way to waste a few minutes every day.