Last Updated on: 18th March 2019, 08:24 pm
Right now, at 7:33 AM on Friday, January 5th, 2007, the temperature is 9 degrees Celsius. It is expected to rise all the way to 13. This is happening in Canada, not long after Christmas, in a part of Ontario generally thought of as a portion of what people have taken to calling the snowbelt. For whatever reason I felt that this needed to be mentioned, perhaps in the hopes that when we have all been incinerated, whatever comes along next will know what the hell happened.