Last Updated on: 30th October 2015, 05:12 pm
Every day, I’m either sent or I come across a lot of funny or interesting things. Sadly, a lot of them don’t make it to the site for one reason or another. Sometimes they’re too short to make anything out of. I do 1 line posts from time to time, but you can’t do that with everything. Sometimes I just flat out can’t make something interesting out of something on its own but have nothing else to put with it to make it work. Sometimes I simply forget about them when something else grabs my attention. Because of this, a lot of pretty decent material has died on the vine over the years for no other reason than that I suck. So today I start trying to change that. No, not that, I’ll always suck. No amount of changing is ever going to fix that. But from now on, I’m going to do my best to make sure that all of you see more of what I see. Sometimes it’ll be weird news, sometimes it’ll be serious news. Sometimes it’ll be videos, sometimes it’ll be audio. Sometimes you’ll get quick jokes, sometimes you’ll get websites you can waste your life on. I don’t know how this will turn out from day to day or even if I’ll have enough to work with to make it a daily event, but I’ll do my best to make it as entertaining and hopefully as frequent as I possibly can.
Ok, now that we all understand what’s going on here, let’s get to it.
If you find that any of these links don’t go where they’re supposed to or don’t work at all, that’s not my fault. Things disappear all the time and there’s nothing I can do about it. It’s just the way the internet works, don’t yell at me.
*New Zealand resident A J Hackett is planning to
bungee jump
from 4920 feet in the air out of a helicopter. If the stunt is successful, he will double the current world bungee record. If not, funeral services will be held at the Church of Our Lady of What Were You Thinking?
*I think I’ve found
the next generation of contributors
to
Cover Letters from Hell.
*This
story
explains 2 things. One is the obesity epidemic, and the other is why people in less fortunate countries don’t seem to like Americans so much.
*According to
How Many of Me.com,
there are 2 of me in the United States, 0 of Carin, and 133 of Matt. I mention this in an attempt to educate and inform, as well as to help you waste hours of your life without really trying.
*Speaking of which, if you’re looking for a way to waste time while still being somewhat productive and maybe even a little helpful, go
here
and tell everyone you know [other than me thank you very much] to eat fruit.
*If I believed in the death penalty, stupidity like
driving and checking your email
is the kind of thing I would think a person should fry for.
*Something tells me that this woman’s
messages from God being in violation of signage laws
is the least of her problems.
*I never thought that something so simple could be so dangerous, but the
11 deaths, 100 plus injuries and over 700 arrests at an annual kite-flying festival in Pakistan would seem to prove me wrong.
*If we have to pay people billions of dollars to act like children, why don’t we pay children to do it? It would make a lot more sense than paying people like John Baird to
present fake Academy Awards to the liberals for changing their position on environmental issues.
First of all, nobody has done a bigger “flip-flop” than the Conservatives on the environment, and second, if you’re going to act like a smartass and try to parody the Oscars, at least try to name the movie that they won for. I think even a child would have done that.
*If you really love Google, or if you’re just one of those people who likes to throw away money and for some reason don’t want to send me a donation, $124.95 US can score you your very own
official Google bean bag chair.
But if that’s not enough for you and you now find yourself in need of a few pairs of Google socks or even a Google lava lamp, then you’re going to love
the Google Store.
Looking at all this stuff makes we wish I was better at taking advantage of people’s desire to own stupid crap. By the way, be sure to ask about our Vomit Comet deluxe toilet seats and dinnerware before you leave.
*I think the people at Science in the Public Interest must think we’re idiots, either that or they just don’t visit the real world very often. I can come up with no other way to explain
their urging that restaurants be required to provide nutritional facts about the food on their menus.
I agree that we should all be able to easily figure out exactly what we’re eating, but if you think that labeling a giant cheesecake as a bad nutritional choice is going to stop anybody from ordering it, you’re probably wrong. Yes, people are stupid, but I have yet to meet a person who has ever confused a cake with a carrot.
*
This is definitely not cake,
but it’s one hell of a protest, I’ll say that much.
*Wanted:
Woman to take ass beating from angry wife in place of actual mistress.
And here’s the really funny part. As of the time this story came out, 10 people had already offered their services.
*
This is great video I seen all time all my life.
I love the Iron Sheik. And yes, I know this is old, but it never stops amusing me.
I dont’ think I’ll be able to top that one, so we’re done for today. Feel free to send anything you think I might want to see, I like stuff. If I use it, then I will have.
Talk to you all soon, and sorry about the recent lack of updates. We were doing pretty good for a while there, but all good things must come to an end sometime, and so too must our update streak.