Last Updated on: 30th November 2015, 08:43 am
I want to take a quick moment to give a big thumbs up to my brother and sister who both graduated this month. My sister from college with all the qualifications one needs to get beaten up by the elderly, and my brother from high school right into a sweet job (see what I did there?) working at a bakery, thus ensuring that I will always be a fat fuck.
Nice work both of you. You make me proud… proud and old.