Last Updated on: 12th July 2013, 02:53 pm
Ok, cue the Steve jokes from everybody else who likes to make them.
We always hear about how being fat can kill you. Well, if you get flesh-eating disease, you’d better hope you packed on the pounds because that extra flubber might save your organs. How often do you hear a story like this? But one things’ missing. They never said how big she was.
I know, I know, I’m a heartless bitch. Maybe flesh-eating disease ate my heart.