>I’ve been getting some pretty good jokes sent to me lately, so it’s time to post a few. Some of these are pretty stupid, but that’s never stopped me before. A few might also be considered offensive by some, but if some aren’t expecting that,then some haven’t been paying attention.
*A man goes into a library and asks to check out a book on suicide.
The librarian looks at him and says “NO, you won’t bring it back.”
*Q. What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s vagina and her mouth?
A. Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.
*Q. What do you call a black Frenchman?
A. Jacques Custodian.
*I was crossing the street when I was hit by a mobile library. I was lying there in pain, screaming and screaming. The driver looked at me. He went, “Shhhh.”
*Q. What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
A. The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm.
*A woman walks into a pet store looking for a bargain.
“I haven’t got much money,” she tells the clerk, “so I’d like to know if you’ve got any kittens you’ll let go cheap.”
“I’d let them, Ma’am,” said the clerk, “but they prefer to meow.”
And finally…
*If you’ve ever wondered what it sounds like when a Scottish farmer counts his sheep, it goes something like this: “205, 206, 207, hello darling, 209, 210….”
I say this all the time, but I swear, I’ll try to get better about posting this stuff. By the way, if you’ve got anything good, feel free to pass it along.