Last Updated on: 1st November 2018, 06:53 am
Yes officer, I am driving drunk right now, but I’m no danger to anybody. Really, I’m being extra careful. In fact, all this time I’ve been tooling around out here I have taken great care tomake sure that I’ve got one eye shut at all times so I won’t see double.What’s that you say? Get in the car? I’m coming with you?