He Says Potato, The Cops Say Missile

Last Updated on: 29th June 2024, 02:54 pm

I’m posting the story of Anthony Lee Ritton for a couple of reasons:

1. Because anybody who is in trouble with the law for repeatedly throwing fruits and vegetables at vehicles over the span of 6 months is automatically a friend of the Vomit Comet. He even gets extra points for hucking a potato at the cruiser of the officer who was investigating another one of the incidents he’s alleged to have been involved in.
2. Because I had no idea that “propulsion of missiles onto a road” was a real, honest to God charge. I need one of our police friends to either confirm or deny this for me. I may be doing it wrong, but searching Google is proving inconclusive thus far.