Last Updated on: 24th April 2014, 06:48 pm
A blonde called her mom and said, “Hi Mom, I need some help. I’m at the police station.”
“Police station?! I thought you were with your father at the hardware store.”
“Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they’ve let me make one phone call.”
“Arrested? My God! What happened?”
“Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head.”
“What on earth? Why did you do that?”
“It wasn’t my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker.”