Last Updated on: 26th February 2014, 08:54 am
I was originally going to write about this story because it was about a guy named Jerry Fitzgerald Dick exposing his dick to a woman, but there’s more. Not only was the guy flashing his dick named Dick, but the judge in the case was named Jim Hardin. Aww come on, that’s pretty close.
But I do have one more question. If this guy was convicted of taking liberties with a minor, and had to tell the principal of the school whenever he was near it, how come he was being allowed to take care of his 8-year-old daughter so regularly that he was routinely dropping her off at the school?