Last Updated on: 3rd October 2016, 10:14 am
Ooo! A humping! We haven’t had one of these in a while.
All we know for sure is that somebody flashed some girls in a playground, and then humped a dinosaur-shaped piece of playground equipment. Police think that a drunken fellow by the name of Guadelupe Paramo-Almanza was the one who did it, but they’re not sure because the witnesses couldn’t make a positive ID. Well, can you blame them? I don’t think I could remember the *face* of someone who whipped out his stuff and then started makin’ it with a toy dinosaur.
Yuck! I hope people who maintain the park have a good hose handy. Not that hose!