Last Updated on: 6th May 2017, 05:38 pm
A little heads up, courtesy of sprinter LaShawn Merritt. Something you should not say after being banned from athletic competition for taking penis-enlargement drugs:
“To know that I’ve tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around,”
Your hands? Well, maybe, if you took too much of that stuff.