Last Updated on: 6th January 2019, 06:38 am
I’m not sure if there’s less going on where my mom works or if she’s just not paying attention to the stuff that is, but over the last couple of weeks she’s taken to emailing my brother and I the most ridiculously dumb jokes while she’s there. Nobody else gets them, just us. And you never know when they’re coming, they just appear out of the blue.
But if you’ve been following along for a while or skimmed the archives you know how I feel about stupid jokes, so here are the first few for your…enjoyment?
*Two snowmen are standing in a field. One looks at the other and says “yeah, you know, I smell carrots too!”
*Q: Why did the vampire have to use mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.
And my personal favourite so far:
*Two muffins were in the oven.
The one says “it’s hot in here!”
The other one says “Oh My God ! A talking muffin!”
I’ll let you know if I get more. You’ve been warned.