There’s nothing overly special about this story, aside from the fact that whomever the police ultimately pin the crime on will forever be known as the guy publicly masturbating in the parking lot of someplace called the Short Pump.
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There’s nothing overly special about this story, aside from the fact that whomever the police ultimately pin the crime on will forever be known as the guy publicly masturbating in the parking lot of someplace called the Short Pump.