Listen, everyone. Just stop using Facebook already, won’t you? Especially if you happen to be a criminal, an idiot or both.
Authorities say a woman was sitting at the Bremerton ferry terminal on Tuesday using her headphones when she was struck on the head from behind. After being struck, a man grabbed her iPod and purse and ran. She didn’t recognize the man but noticed a tattoo of a triangle on his neck.
The next day, the woman received a Facebook friend notification and recognized the sender as the man who robbed her.
Police confirmed her suspicions, a task which surely couldn’t have been the most difficult thing they’d ever done because triangle neck tattoo, for christ’s sake!
Riley Allen Mullins, 28, has been charged with second-degree robbery.