I know some people who might say this. I may or may not be one of them.
I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in a hospital ICU. There were tubes up my nose and down my throat, wires monitoring every function, a hell of a pain all over my head and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me. It soon became obvious to me that I’d been in a serious accident.
The nurse looked at me deep and steady and I heard her slowly say “I’m sorry, but…you may not feel anything from the waist down.”
It took all my effort, but I managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”