“Due to snitches, everyone entering my home is subject to being searched. All cell phones and drinks will be left outside. If you’re not a snitch, it won’t offend you if I search you.”
You will be shocked, shocked I say to learn that upon seeing a sign bearing those words on the door of a home police went to whilst investigating something unrelated to drugs, they promptly obtained permission to search that home for drugs. And if that shocked you, you will doubtless fall out of your chair when I tell you that wonder of wonders, they found some drugs. Heroin, meth, and some other substances that weren’t immediately identifiable but that police believe are probably going to be drugs.
April Lavender has been charged with possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver, while another woman, Kristie Weis, was dinged for the joyriding complaint that brought the attention of the police to them in the first place.