Ever since the incident on United Airlines last week, people have been coming up with new slogans for United. Here’s a pretty good list.
- Drag and Drop”
- “We put the hospital in hospitality”
- “Board as a doctor, leave as a patient”
- “Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can”
- “We have First Class, Business Class and No Class”
- “Not enough seating, prepare for a beating”
- “We treat you like we treat your luggage”
- “We beat the customer. Not the competition”
- “And you thought leg room was an issue”
- “Where voluntary is mandatory”
- “Fight or flight. We decide”
- “Now offering one free carry off”
- “Beating random customers since 2017″
- “If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet”
- “A bloody good airline”