Here comes our latest shoplifter who chose to do it with 70 cops on hand for Shop With A Cop. This one is so head-slappingly stupid, it needs its own soundtrack.
Not only did she pass two police motorcycles in the lobby of the Target store and several officers in their official uniforms once she got inside, but she actually talked to some of the officers, asking them why there were so many cops there. Then, she proceeded to try and steal $1100 worth of merchandise. Security folks noticed, got her, and then tipped off a few officers that they might need some help. After kicking and screaming for a bit, she was taken away.
I was amused by the part where a security guard joked that with all these police on hand, he hoped no one stole anything tonight. Obviously, he doesn’t read the blog.