This is pretty much your standard, garden variety food feud, which is sad. Things like these are supposed to be dumb and weird, not barely worth a comment.
Richard Anthony Hessic was upset that someone ate the last chocolate chip cookie and that his girlfriend of three years wasn’t taking him seriously, according to police. She told police she didn’t want to argue about something so petty, so she told him she’d buy more cookies.
She went to go try and take a shower, but Hessic followed her, police said. He felt like she was blowing him off, so he ripped down the shower curtain and punched her in the face.
He was charged with domestic battery. No mention was made of her injuries, if any.