There’s not much funny about Dellen Millard, but I kind of loled at this.
The Crown was pushing for a consecutive sentence, while Millard’s lawyer, Ravin Pillay, asked for it to be served concurrently.
Pillay said during his sentencing submissions that a third consecutive sentence would be “extraordinarily harsh and excessive.”
“He will die before then,” Pillay said.
Go easy on him, judge. All he did was murder three people.
In the end, the Crown won out. Assuming neither of his other appeals are successful, Millard will be eligible for parole in the year 2088, when he’s a spry 102.
I was trying to come up with a Raven joke, only Ravin, but I couldn’t do it. Maybe you can do better.
I hadn’t thought of trying to do that. All I can seem to come up with now is something about him being a Ravin lunatic.
I was thinking of something more along the lines of “nevermore”.
I thought so, but I figured you’d already thought of that one and I didn’t have anything better.