Last Updated on: 29th November 2019, 02:27 pm
I’m still at the Jack Astors. I was just in the bathroom. Whilst urinating, I observed a gentleman enter the room and proceed to wash and dry his hands before taking a leak. He washed and dried them again when he was done which is normal, but I’ve never seen someone scrub up before pissing before now.
Hmmmmm, perhaps he’s a spermaphobe?
Lol. Maybe it’s that. Or maybe, like came to me in the middle of last night when I was busy not sleeping, he had been eating hot wings and was trying to avoid a bad case of burning sticky dick.