There’s never a good time to fall asleep at a red light, but doing so in the middle of the afternoon while you’re driving around with a veritable pharmacy worth of illegal substances in your car is especially bad.
A fellow from Corunna, Ontario found this out the hard way recently when a nice officer woke him from his slumber and discovered the $83,000 plus in drugs, cash and paraphernalia that he was presumably supposed to be taking much better care of.
Just look at this haul.
- 598 grams of Methamphetamine, value $65,780
- 18.8 grams of Fentanyl, value $8,460
- 176 x 8 mg of Dilaudid pills, value $3,520
- 70 x Oxycodone pills, value $1,400
- 106 x 4 mg Hydromorphone pills, value $1060
- eight grams of Cocaine, value $800
- 13 x 30 mg Hydromorphone pills, value $780
- 27 grams of Hash Oil, value $675
- 50 x Methylphenidate pills, value $500
- 14 x 18 mg Hydromorphone pills, value $420
- 5.7 grams of Psilocybin, value $57
- 1 x Xanax pill, value $20
- One x 9 mg Hydromorphone pill, value $15
- $5080 in cash
- One digital Scale
He’s been charged with a total of 42 counts, most of which are related to the drugs. He was also nailed for being impaired. Oddly, they didn’t tack anything on related to the non-essential business he was very clearly a part of.
I think you’ll find that pharmacies are actually considered a very essential service. How was the lady supposed to do all of her cleaning and completely rearrange her entire house and make an entire life plan and eat nothing and do a bunch of exercise and have sex with many random people all wild’s being in pain over a five day period whilst also buying five cats and a guinea pig and a tarantula and a puppy for good measure and not sleeping the whole time because who the hell has time for sleep when we have a schedule this busy? We can’t get all of these things done without all her medicines what the fuck is wrong with you how can you dare say that this isn’t an essential service you’re an absolute psycho you don’t understand people what happened to you who hurt you I’m gonna come over there and beat the shit out of you hey let’s go for a walk and hang out in the park and play in the sunshine it’s going to be amazing! I love McDonald’s!
Lol. I love this comment.