WHAT???

I expected something when I clicked on the headline ‘Naked, screaming’ female reported at Sportsman Park, but it definitely was not whatever this is.

DAWSON, Iowa — A female was reportedly seen “naked and screaming” about 6:15 p.m. Sunday in Sportsman Park near Dawson, according to public safety radio traffic.
A rustic calm was prevailing at 6:30 p.m., and the disposition of the incident remains unknown at this hour.

The Dallas County Sheriff’s office and Dallas County EMS responded.
ThePerryNews.com will update this story as information becomes available.

I can only assume that a machine learning system which has been given the name Jim Caufield so as not to arouse suspicion amongst the humanfolk temporarily short circuited and they just went with it.

Seriously, what in the hell was that?