Most of Canada should get itself prepared to jump out of its skin this coming Wednesday, November 16th. At some point that day, there is going to be a test of the Alert Ready emergency alert system. I would love to tell you when, but because some lazy fucker at Yahoo News decided to stick the schedule into an image and not caption or alt text it with anything useful, I cannot. Blind people don’t need to know these things, I guess.
Seriously, you’re the news. If there is important information that you are attempting to convey, like, say, the entire point of your goddamn article, please write it down using actual words. It’s good for people like me, and it also makes it simpler for search engines to find and categorize it. I should not have to tell you this. Not only is it simple common sense, but you guys in particular should already know it seeing as Ya fucking Hoo is still kind of a search engine, I believe.
So I guess I’ll be spending Wednesday on high alert just waiting for the shriek. Thanks for nothing, Yahoo. You suck.
Actually wait. Allow me to Google for 10 seconds and do your job for you. Here we are.
Ontario
Wednesday, November 16, 2022
12:55 PM EST
Prince Edward Island
No test in November
Quebec
Wednesday, November 16, 2022
1:55 PM EST
Saskatchewan
Wednesday, November 16, 2022
1:55 PM CST
Yukon
Wednesday, November 16, 2022
1:55 PM PDT
Nunavut
Wednesday, November 16, 2022
2:00 PM EST
Nova Scotia
Wednesday, November 16, 2022
1:55 PM AST
Northwest Territories
Wednesday, November 16, 2022
1:55 PM MST
Newfoundland & Labrador
Wednesday, November 16, 2022
10:55 AM NST
New Brunswick
Wednesday, November 16, 2022
1:55 PM AST
Manitoba
Wednesday, November 16, 2022
1:55 PM CST
British Columbia
Wednesday, November 16, 2022
1:55 PM PST
Alberta
Wednesday, November 16, 2022
1:55 PM MST