If you’ve spent your summer somehow not hearing anything about what’s going on with the election in the States, I’m sorry to have to do this to you. But at least it’s Randy Rainbow getting you caught up, so you should have as much fun as you possibly can for the next few minutes.
The thing that strikes me most here is that he’s singing all of these words to describe events that happened just in the last month or two. There’s a line near the start about him having rewritten the song six times. I’m not sure it’s a joke. American elections are dizzying and exhausting. I don’t know how, or for that matter why, you guys do it. Makes me feel silly for ever complaining about the frequency of elections in Canada, honestly. At least we have stretches of our lives where we’re not in an election cycle. You poor bastards always seem to be voting for something.
Anyway, I’d better go ahead and post this before it’s out of date again.