Last Updated on: 30th January 2025, 11:55 am
“Ok now. Before we leave, I have to ask. Did you remember to properly label the drugs bag?”
“You mean the definitely not drugs bag? Of course!”
“That’s right! We can’t be driving around looking as dumb as those bag full of drugs guys.”
“Nope. We’re way smarter than that! No way in hell we’re getting caught.”
They got caught. the problem? Somebody forgot to write “definitely not a stolen car” on their ride.
Reynolds, cops say, was carrying a loaded .357 handgun in his pocket, a bag of methamphetamine, and $1360 in cash. Baggenstos had “three white pills she said were oxy…as well as a meth pipe.”
A 1:15 AM vehicle search yielded more meth, two scales, drug paraphernalia, and “baggies commonly used for selling.” And, investigators noted, “a brown bag that said on it, ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs.’”
Inside the “Definitely” bag cops found “multiple packages” of what an officer “recognized to be methamphetamine” (and which later tested positive for the drug). In total, police seized about half-a-pound of meth.
Do they write text messages that tell people not to be suspicious, too? Wow. Even Sukie knows that wouldn’t actually work.