In case you haven’t noticed, I’m trying to trim down the insane joke backlog I always seem to have. So here are a couple more you may or may not enjoy. Expect a lot of this in the next little while.
*”Guess what I heard today?” a man says to his wife.
“What, hon?” she asks.
“I heard the mailman has seduced every woman on our block but one!”
“Huh,” his wife says. “I bet it’s that stuck-up Phyllis next-door.”
*Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, ‘Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?’
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. ‘It’s called sexual intercourse, darling.’
Little Tony said, ‘Oh, OK,’ and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, ‘Grandma, it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.’