If for some reason your regular perfume isn’t doing it for you anymore, you may but probably may not want to give one of these 16 Strangest Perfumes & Colognes in the World a try.
I’ve seen a few of these before and there’s even a post about one of them, but there’s quite a bit of new ground covered here.
Of the ones that are new to me, I’m pretty sure the who in the good hell would want to wear that award goes to something called Sécrétions Magnifiques, which is supposed to smell like a mix of blood, semen, sweat and saliva. Slap that on and you’ll be beating the wood be lovers off with a stick, I’m sure. Or maybe you have to be the type who beats your wood be lovers with sticks to even consider this, I don’t know.