There are many things in this world that I will readily admit I do not understand. One of those things, I have just discovered, is that there appears to be a decent-sized market for synthetic breast milk-flavoured lollipops. No really, these are a thing, and you can apparently buy four of them for $10 if for some reason that sounds like something you would want to do.
Lollyphile, the company responsible for unleashing these things, said in June that within one day of their launch it had sold “a few thousand dollars worth” of them, but stopped short of giving an exact number in much the same way as I will stop short of eating one unless I’m trying to win a really good bet.