A man is walking home one night when he spots a woman in the shadows.
“Quick fun just $20,” she whispers seductively as he gets to her.
He’d never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell? It’s been awhile, he’s running early, and it’s only $20.
So he steps into the bushes with her and very soon, they’re going at it.
Suddenly a light flashes on them — it’s a cop!
“What’s going on here?” asks the officer.
“I’m making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop. “I didn’t know.”
“Well,” said the man, “neither did I until you shined that light in her face.”