Surprisingly, this is the first Christmas joke I’ve gotten this year. I don’t think I’ve heard it before, which is also surprising. And it’s even funny, which is almost as surprising as those first two things. Don’t get me wrong, I like it when people send me jokes. But I’m pretty sure that through the years I’ve deleted more awful Christmas humour than some people have seen.
A farmer and his family are getting ready for bed on Christmas Eve when they hear a big crash behind the house. The farmer runs out onto the back porch and sees that Santa’s sleigh and eight tiny reindeer have crashed into the outhouse and are covered from head to toe in crap.
As he heads out to see if he can help, he hears Santa exclaim “Damn it, Rudolph! I said we were looking for the Schmidt house!”