The Real Murderer Is Right Under Your Nose, Officer

I’m surprised that I’ve only heard about this stunt once. Hopefully it won’t become a thing.

Anti-vaxxers took to the streets of Birmingham city centre on Saturday. Some of the demonstrators felt so strongly about the jab, they decided to go the police about it ‘being given to children against their will’.
Chief superintendent Steve Graham told the story to a local coronavirus outbreak engagement board on Wednesday.
He said: ‘We had a deputation who tried to attend Lloyd House to report attempted murder with the Covid vaccine being cited as the cause of death. Yes chair – you can laugh.’

As he was talking, chairman and Birmingham Council leader councillor Ian Ward was seen shaking his head and smiling, the Express and Star reported.
West Midlands Police said they spoke to the man reporting the vaccine, but had to tell him that ‘while he was entitled to his opinion, what he had said did not constitute a crime’.

You know what does constitute a crime? Filing a false police report. I doubt they could make a charge like that stick in this case, but goddamn I’d be tempted to try.

Christ, I’m sick of these people.

Hollywood Blvd, Saturday, 11:22 AM:

ANTI-VAXX PROTESTER: Do you see all of these homeless people around. Are they dead in the street with COVID? Hell no. Why?

HOMELESS PERSON (walking by): Because I’m vaccinated you dumb fuck. pic.twitter.com/rPskpOqtKs

— Film The Police LA (@FilmThePoliceLA) October 6, 2021

That makes me feel a little better, though.

Hollywood Blvd, Saturday, 11:22 AM:

ANTI-VAXX PROTESTER: Do you see all of these homeless people around. Are they dead in the street with COVID? Hell no. Why?

HOMELESS PERSON (walking by): Because I’m vaccinated you dumb fuck.