“I’m gonna be super pissed if this KFC doesn’t have any corn,” said this one guy and no one else ever.
Seriously, what does KFC even put corn in? The sad bowls? Do they even still make those things?
Investigators say a suspect was in the drive-thru of the restaurant when he tried to place an order, and one employee informed him the business was out of corn. After that, the suspect reportedly made threats toward the employee from the speaker box.
A short time later, the suspect pulled up to a drive-thru window with a handgun. A 25-year-old employee went outside to talk with the driver, then he returned to the restaurant with a gunshot wound.
There’s something about the phrasing here that amuses me greatly.
“A 25-year-old employee went outside to talk with the driver, then he returned to the restaurant with a gunshot wound.”
Makes it sound like that’s what he went out there for, doesn’t it?
“Hey man, you got that gunshot wound you said I could borrow?”
“Yeah dude. Here you go. Enjoy. I’ll need it back next Thursday though.”