On this final day of the Major League Baseball regular season, I would like to take a second to offer the heartiest of fuck yous to the MLB app for cutting away from the legendary Bob Uecker while he was in the midst of giving his feelings on the end of the Oakland Athletics so that I could be treated to several minutes of canned crowd noise instead. Bite my clank, you disrespectful idiots.
I appreciate that I can hear every game for such a reasonable price, but this broadcast tampering, especially at moments like this, is enough to make me want my $30 back with interest.
Pricks.