Last Updated on: 12th November 2013, 04:40 pm
Wow, it’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these, mostly because there haven’t been a whole lot of searches lately that have really caught my eye. There still aren’t, but here are a few that I’ve either just noticed or have had kicking around for a little while that I’ll toss up so that you can get a small peak into the minds of the people who somehow manage to find their way here. Remember, these are actual things that actual people actually searched for, Lord only knows why.
25 Jan, Wed, 15:07:01
MSN Search:
burn randy orton’s shower campaign
I’ve spent almost 3 months thinking about this and still have no idea what it could possibly mean. What The Fuck Department, I’m counting on you, don’t let me down.
30 Mar, Thu, 22:47:47
Yahoo:
Is Randy Orton sucking a males penis
How in the hell I’m possibly supposed to know this I have no earthly idea, but what I can tell you is that WWE
just suspended him for 60 days,
so if he is, it’s obviously not the right one.
By the way, even though I’ve been trying to figure it out since 2003 when we opened this place up, I still have no idea what people’s obsession is with young Randy and the staff of life. I was hoping that one of the literally thousands of people who have stumbled upon the site that way would have explained it to me by now, but sadly, not one of them has found the courage to lift the vail of shame that allows them to remain anonymous perverts and send that email or leave that comment. I can sort of understand why, but come on, this is the internet, and you can always pretend to be somebody else, like that guy at the office you don’t like very much.
05 Apr, Wed, 15:59:15
Google:
me naked
Um…maybe try a mirror?
That’s all I’ve got for now, but time and weirdoes willing, I’ll be back with a better one before too long.
But until we meet again, I’ll leave you to ponder this question.
How does it change many dyslexics to take a light bulb?