Steve and I are looking for a place together. Our little places can get a bit cramped when the two of us are in them, not to mention if we unloaded all of our stuff into one of them. That just wouldn’t happen. This has brought me to the conclusion that god I hate apartment …
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Brain Drain!
Wow! Would you believe that, instead of making a date-rape drug, this bunch of imbeciles made industrial strength drain cleaner, some of them even managing to down four glasses of it, but they still didn’t figure out that something was amiss with their chemical creation until they had to call an ambulance because our star …
Stupidhead the Sequel!
I guess I spoke too soon. I have now discovered that my new neighbour is a stupidhead of a different kind. What will I call her? Ditz-o-matic? Let’s run down 15 minutes with her. I’m in my house talking on the phone. I hear, slam. Jingle. slam slam jingle! “What the hell!” I open my …
Count Me as one of the Lucky Ones.
The other day, I got a bit of an eye-opener. I heard about this weird small mailing list called blind tards. IT described itself as a list for the blind to talk about blind people we have met who are exceedingly stupid. I thought, oo what fun! Here’s the place for me to talk about …
What Say You, Freud?
Actually I don’t want to know what Freud would have to say since he’d probably be high as a kite when he said it. But since he was the first one to analyze dreams, and I’m about to talk about a really weird dream I had last night, that’s why I picked him for the …
Code Monkey Like Fritos, Code Monkey Like Blog Tweaks that Work!
Ok now I think I’ll officially freak out Jonathan Coulton for stealing lyrics for this post’s title from one of his recent…things a week? Thing a weeks? what is it? Anyway, his songs he puts out and now gets paid for by some people, woohoo! But the point is right now, I feel simultaneously like …
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Bring Your Own Google
I guess some productivity came out of some rage. After I ranted about the google blogsearch, I got us a handy dandy little regular google search box. So, I pass the ball to the sighties. Attention working sets of eyeballs, does it look ok? Should it be in a different spot, in a different colour, …
Who are you and what have you done with google?
Ok. I can stop pulling my hair out, because I now know that all of what I’m about to talk about is not my fault. Has anyone ever tried to search their own blog or any blog they’re currently on with that stupid google blog search button? Has anyone noticed that it’s about as useless …
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What’s in A Name? Hopefully Not Cancer!
When you hear www.redgreen.com, or www.airfarce.com, where do you think they go? I think they go to Red Green’s website and the website for the Royal Canadian Air Farce, don’t you? Actually, I know they do. So, what would be the logical conclusion when you see www.cancer.ca? For me, I become frightened. I think that …
Was Yesterday Grumpy Day or Something?
I swear there must be some fact that the rest of the world is aware of, but through some miracle, I have been left completely in the darkabout it. Yesterday must have been national be pissed off day or something because practically everyone I ran into was super bitchy, if not to me, then to …