All Hail Stupidhead’s Replacement!

Well, folks, I have a new neighbour! I just met her and she scared the hell out of me because I heard some noise as if someone was trying to get into what once was Stupidhead’s apartment, and that wouldn’t surprise me since she has a lot of criminal friends. Oh wait, they’d crawl in …

To Serve and Protect and The People’s Court All On One Bus!

Today I had the weirdest bus ride. I got on a pretty quiet bus and it started to drive. It stopped to pick someone up and he got on the bus and showed his transfer. The driver said thanks and the guy walked away. The driver caught his attention and asked him to please either …

Just When I Think I’m Done…

Something compelled me to go visit the other vomit comit and I discovered holy shit, I’ve been tagged! So I have another post handed to me. This one’s going to be hard, but here goes. Six Things about me: 1. I’m short, and always get mistaken for a 12-year-old. If I had a nickel for …

A Question for Anyone who Might Know

Can we get any more vague than that? I don’t know. But here’s my question. I have a friend who’s sister is blind. Let’s call my friend’s sister Suri since I can’t remember what her real name is, don’t want to accidentally use it, and no one from this side of the pond except Tom …