Not A Very Inspiring Self-Defence Lesson

Wow. In real life, someone brought a knife to a gunfight. Since it’s up here, you know it didn’t end well. I guess technically the gunfight hadn’t started yet. Alvin Merriwell Lewis Jr. was talking about how he would defend himself with his pocketknife. Thomas Larry Bolds decided to put him to the test, and …

I Hope She Gets Chewed Up By The Legal System

When I read this story about a woman suing Stride Gum because some got stuck in her dentures and got her depressed, I was sure it was a joke. But it doesn’t look that way. Seriously. Elsie Pawlow says that a piece of Stride gum got stuck in her dentures and she had to pick …

I Found The Mean Machines! And Many More Cool Things

Remember back when I casually mentioned looking for a play safe ad about being careful around “the mean machines” because “they can hurt you”? Well, I found it! And I also found the coolest channel ever. If you’re looking for old station ID’s, themesongs and commercials that ran in Ontario, check out the YouTube channel …

Show And Tell Indeed!

Here’s a new one for ya. Do you remember being in kindergarten, and having Show and Tell? You brought in something from home, held it up to the class, and talked about what it was. Well, one kindergartener brought some things in for Show and Tell that were not your average items. They were a …

Help Save The St. Joseph’s Health Centre Bus Stop

I meant to blog about this last week, but life kinda got me a bit distracted. I guess it’s better late than never, and it’s still not too late! Guelph Transit is going through some changes, supposedly to make the service more efficient. But I honestly think they are forgetting some things along the way, …

The Latest Buzz

I don’t have a lot of words. Just eek! Oh, and maybe beeeeeeees! Apparently there are some crazy aggressive bees in California and Arizona that no one would use in a bee beard. In California, they attacked a dude in a wheelchair and 3 guys trying to rescue him. Meanwhile, in Arizona, some more bees …

And They’re Off!…To Jail…And The Hospital…

Just reading what went down in this story has me laughing, because a little movie has started to form in my head of how it might have happened. Come on, the imagination gets working any time a burglary involves a pregnant woman getting stuck in a ventilation system. So let’s set the scene. Two dudes, …

Recording? What Am I Recording? Well Shux!

This video of a cute couple inadvertently filming themselves while trying to figure out their new webcam killed me. My god. I think this is everybody’s parents or grandparents. It kind of reminds me of what happened when we tried to get my great aunt a computer. Oh, it would open up the internet and …

Talk About A Hot Beef Injection

This story is weird on so many levels. According to the story, Janet Hardt had a weird obsession. She liked injecting things into her face. It didn’t seem that she was doing it to improve her looks, as her face was kinda disfigured from the scarring caused by the repeated infections that resulted. She just …