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There isn’t much to this story, but now that we have a tag, we might as well add Michelle Meller to the cancer faker pile. Same old thing, said she had cancer, didn’t, took a whole heap of dough from a family. I don’t really know what else to say except I hope she never …
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Poor Juan Aguirre. He just can’t get satisfied. I guess he really needed a porn fix, so broke into an adult video store and stole six DVD’s…well, the cases for them, anyway. Seeing the cases on display, I guess he thought those videos would look like good choices. Too bad those were the cases there …
Wow. In real life, someone brought a knife to a gunfight. Since it’s up here, you know it didn’t end well. I guess technically the gunfight hadn’t started yet. Alvin Merriwell Lewis Jr. was talking about how he would defend himself with his pocketknife. Thomas Larry Bolds decided to put him to the test, and …
When I read this story about a woman suing Stride Gum because some got stuck in her dentures and got her depressed, I was sure it was a joke. But it doesn’t look that way. Seriously. Elsie Pawlow says that a piece of Stride gum got stuck in her dentures and she had to pick …
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Remember back when I casually mentioned looking for a play safe ad about being careful around “the mean machines” because “they can hurt you”? Well, I found it! And I also found the coolest channel ever. If you’re looking for old station ID’s, themesongs and commercials that ran in Ontario, check out the YouTube channel …
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Here’s a new one for ya. Do you remember being in kindergarten, and having Show and Tell? You brought in something from home, held it up to the class, and talked about what it was. Well, one kindergartener brought some things in for Show and Tell that were not your average items. They were a …
Sean Yo saw another awesome comic from the Oatmeal, How A Web Design Goes Straight To Hell, and did it again in audio. Sean, we’re gonna make ya famous! Here’s the awesome audio. I laughed so hard that Steve said “You must retweet this.” I thought I’d do one better and blog it. Enjoy.
I meant to blog about this last week, but life kinda got me a bit distracted. I guess it’s better late than never, and it’s still not too late! Guelph Transit is going through some changes, supposedly to make the service more efficient. But I honestly think they are forgetting some things along the way, …
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I don’t have a lot of words. Just eek! Oh, and maybe beeeeeeees! Apparently there are some crazy aggressive bees in California and Arizona that no one would use in a bee beard. In California, they attacked a dude in a wheelchair and 3 guys trying to rescue him. Meanwhile, in Arizona, some more bees …
Just reading what went down in this story has me laughing, because a little movie has started to form in my head of how it might have happened. Come on, the imagination gets working any time a burglary involves a pregnant woman getting stuck in a ventilation system. So let’s set the scene. Two dudes, …
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