Hey there Jesse Hippolite. If you want to pull off a series of robberies, it’s probably not a good idea to change your name on Facebook to Willie Sutton Jr. If police think it *might* be you they’re looking for, they know it is now.
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
What Is And Is Not Ironic…And Now I Want A Chimichanga
I saw this comic about what is and is not irony on Twitter. Well, I should say I saw a link to it, because it was a great big ol’ image. But because I’m persistent *coughcough* annoying *coughcough*, the guy who sent it out actually read it into an audio file! Isn’t that awesome beyond …
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That’s One Salty Dog
I’m not going to talk a whole heap about 9/11. It happened, it was a huge tragedy, a lot of people lost their lives. I don’t really have any words. Who does? But I thought I would post this video. We have heard tons about Michael Hingson and Roselle. But they weren’t the only guide …
A Double Dose Of Dumb: Running On Fumes And Yabba Dabba Dumbass
Here are a couple of poor car decisions. On their own, I wouldn’t have posted them…but together? I think they deserve a spot up here. Ok, you’re driving along the road. Vroomba vroomba vroom vroom. Hey! What’s that coming out of your hood? Wow! Smoke! And a lot of it! Hmmm! You should do something! …
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Use A Safety Buoy, Your Boys Will Thank You!
Here’s a message to all scuba divers. Use a safety buoy, or else a fisherman might get ya by the short and curlies. That’s what happened to one poor sucker in England. John Goldfinch was happily fishing away, hoping for some mackerel. But what he got was a scuba diver. And where did he get …
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Cow Fight!
I’m sure today’s news is full of lots of things to make you sad, horrified, and all other stuff. Just to break the mood, here’s something to make you go blarf. Steve saw this a few days ago, and retweeted it, and still I missed it. Wow. I suck. Apparently our great big buddy ol’ …
Long Time, No Trix Talk!
Ya know, you all need to convince Carin that I need to talk more. She doesn’t let me talk nearly enough. I mean seriously, I only spoke for part of a post when this place won an award, and I’m sure I’m the reason we won the award anyway. What else could it be? I’m …
To Him, It Was An Inflatable Pleasure Craft
Remember Edwin Charles Tobergta? Remember him now? Well, he’s up to his old, er, tricks, or something, again, only this time, it was with a loverly pink inflatable swimming pool raft. And I guess he’s been having problems like this for a long time, even his grandma talks about it, sorta. Poor Edwin, will always …
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More Elections Ontario Accessibility Scoop
Alrighty, here’s the updated updated Elections Ontario accessibility scoop. Isn’t this so much fun? I have found our returning office, and it’s in a pretty sweet location all things considered. The address is 292 Speedvale Avenue West, and it’s in Unit 1 in that plaza at the very least. I have heard reports that they …
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Pre-Election Antics Deja Vu
Honestly, are the Ontario liberals trying to emulate the behaviour of the federal Conservatives? I know they won, but still… Last week, an announcement went out saying that Anybody from the Conservative or NDP parties were banned from attending campaigning events by the Liberals. Um, what? Apparently this has not happened in years, and relations …