Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I saw this two days ago, but because I am either made of suck and fail, or I’ve been too busy, it goes up today. A couple of Mexican folks could go to jail over a couple of tweets. But these weren’t your ordinary tweets. Gilberto Martinez tweeted that kids were getting kidnapped and shot …
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We said we weren’t done with audio. Here comes some more. A little while ago, I mentioned that Jack Layton had died. So, later, I learned that someone had created a drink in his honour. So, Steve made one of these, and we talked about it. Believe it or not we talked about it for …
We interrupt the audio to make fun of somebody. Believe me, there will be more audio. We’re not even half done our ideas. This started off as a regular carjacking. Somebody left their car running, somebody saw opportunity and jumped in. Except…the car was full of vocal passengers. The unnamed carjacker jumped in the driver’s …
Well, the avalanch just keeps on a rollin’. We decided to have some corn on the cob for dinner. So while we were husking, we started talking. We apologize, this one got a little heavy there. We intended to just talk about the weird way people in Guelph pronounce the word “food,” and talk a …
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A while back, I bid on an item In an auction L_Squared was running to try and raise money to sponsor a puppy. After looking through the cool items, I settled on something called a “Snuggle Juggle” toy by Nylabone. It was a stuffed toy with a squeaker designed to be durable! Aa, this I …
Ug. Steve just loves torturing me with these. It must bring him such joy. Last summer, he sent me the story of a fellow making a bee head. Now, this guy had so many bees on him that he was wearing a bee sweater! Eeeeeeeeeek! And he wants to try wearing even more bees, so …
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We’ve talked before about Freddie and TeddyJohnson, both known for rubbing up against and groping women on busy subway trains in New York. Well, apparently they’re not alone, and this latest sicko has an even better name. Meet Darnell Hardware, yes, Hardware, who is accused of exposing himself, then grinding against women in the subway …
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>I saw this yesterday, and I thought it was well done. Eight Tiny Things That Stopped Suicides What a perfect combination of making me laugh and cry. And it made me feel better about that whole mess back in January. All kidding aside, these guys write some pretty cool stuff.
Remember the hot sauce lady from Dr. Phil? I did say she would always be known as that. she’s been convicted, although her lawyer’s pushing for no jail time, and it doesn’t sound like the kids are going to get much help. I blame Dr. Phil’s producers partly for this, if things went down the …
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Last year, Steve felt an earthquake. Yesterday, it was my turn. Wanna hear something weird though? Steve was in the same house and didn’t feel it! I came back in from a walk. I sat down and started looking through stuff. Suddenly, my chair went shake, bump, shake, bump. I thought maybe Trix was behind …
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