There Were Bees, Bees, Way Down To His Knees…

Ug. Steve just loves torturing me with these. It must bring him such joy. Last summer, he sent me the story of a fellow making a bee head. Now, this guy had so many bees on him that he was wearing a bee sweater! Eeeeeeeeeek! And he wants to try wearing even more bees, so …

Who Put The Hard In The Hardware? You Did Baby, You Did.

We’ve talked before about Freddie and TeddyJohnson, both known for rubbing up against and groping women on busy subway trains in New York. Well, apparently they’re not alone, and this latest sicko has an even better name. Meet Darnell Hardware, yes, Hardware, who is accused of exposing himself, then grinding against women in the subway …

Hot Sauce Lady Goes From The Bottle To The Can

Remember the hot sauce lady from Dr. Phil? I did say she would always be known as that. she’s been convicted, although her lawyer’s pushing for no jail time, and it doesn’t sound like the kids are going to get much help. I blame Dr. Phil’s producers partly for this, if things went down the …

Shake Shake Shake, Shake Shake Shake, Shake Virginia!

Last year, Steve felt an earthquake. Yesterday, it was my turn. Wanna hear something weird though? Steve was in the same house and didn’t feel it! I came back in from a walk. I sat down and started looking through stuff. Suddenly, my chair went shake, bump, shake, bump. I thought maybe Trix was behind …

Latest Elections Ontario Accessibility Scoop

When I posted the thing about the home visits option for voting in the provincial election, I had some questions. At this home visit, would you be able to use the assistive voting devices? What kind of assistance was offered? I figured I’d phone Elections Ontario and ask. And here’s what I found out. If …

Chest Fest Was A Flop, But Perk Up, There’s Always Next Year

Well, hmmm. I mentioned the whole Top Freedom Fest thing a while ago. I should probably mention how it went.It didn’t. I guess the organizers didn’t manage to raise enough money for some of the performers, so they decided to settle for a march along the route that Gwen Jacob took when she was arrested. …

Here. Have A Bag Of Guilt

I wonder if this thief subscribes to my friend’s school of thought on returning lost items. It seems s/he stole bunches of stuff from bunches of cars in a neighbourhood, then felt guilty about it, so…rounded up all the items, put them in a bag and threw them on a random lawn with a note. …

Jack Layton Lost His War With Cancer

Really, I was having such a nice weekend with friends. Why did yesterday have to be filled with so much death and destruction? And one death is the focus of this post. I found out that early yesterday morning, Jack Layton, the federal NDP leader, lost his battle with cancer. He was 61. He has …

You Did What To Your Computer?

I saw this on Twitter, and after I finished smacking my fist, laughing, and making noises as if someone just strangled me, I felt it had to get posted up here. 6 Reasons the Guy Who’s Fixing Your Computer Hates You Why did it make me do all of these things? Because it’s, so, true. …