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I just saw this in the Election Connection newsletter. Pretty cool if you need it. Elections Ontario is offering home visits for those who can’t make it to their returning office. You can apparently arrange for the visit to happen up to the day before election day, so that’s pretty cool. If you need one …
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I heard about these weird devices called the mosquito. They’re supposed to emit a high-pitched sound that is irritating to teenagers, but the rest of us have had our hearing naturally degrade so we don’t even notice. I thought it was kinda weird, and if I were a teenager, I’d probably feel offended that some …
Yesterday, I had an interesting adventure, so I thought I’d share. Back a bit ago, Steve mentioned the Flash of Cash on Carden Street 2.0. I was pretty happy that there would be another one, because I’d missed the first one. So I planned to be on Carden Street at noon, and be part of …
What is up with all the cancer fakery? I have two more stories, so I think it’s time to make a tag. I also hope that the act of making a tag might stop the stories from coming out. Come on, it’s possible. It worked with Kidnapped? The first one is the story of Breanne …
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I saw this a while ago, but it was in the era where my brain couldn’t think. Ah well, better late than never. We’ve heard that not reopening the elevator fast enough can earn you some bumps, bruises, and some thrown pasta. Now, we have another dispute over manners, only the one expecting good manners …
Hey Joseph Williamson. Did you know why they say not to operate electrical things near gasoline? Because sparks can ignite the gas. So do you think it’s a good idea to use an electric leaf blower to siphon gas out of a tank? I guess you realize it’s not now. Williamson is alive, but his …
Melvin L. Jackson is pretty stupid if he thought his reasoning was good. Either way, he’s creepy. A woman was walking when she suddenly felt lightheaded and went to sit down. She passed out, and Jackson raped her right there on the sidewalk. Someone saw it and started screaming for help. When he was arrested, …
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>Saw this on a couple of lists, laughed, so I thought it could have a place here. Exercising With Your Dog You’ve seen those ads on TV promising amazing results from all sorts of contraptions. Well, there’s no need to invest in fancy equipment. If you have (or can borrow) a dog, you have everything …
>Ok. Is it ever a good idea to wrap yourself in mud, plastic, blankets and cardboard boxes in an attempt to detoxify yourself of…who knows what? Also, while you are intensely sweating, something this is designed to cause, is it a good idea to not drink water? two people found out it wasn’t such a …
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I have to do this first. Ohmygod that was dumb ohmygod that was dumb ohmygod that was dumb. Ok. Movin’ right along. I was walkin’ along. Doo dee doo dee doo. I was walking with a friend, who is a very nice person. Suddenly, she spots something shiny. “Hey! Keys!” she exclaims. “Oh no! That …
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