Archie’s Getting To Her Jughead

The story of female CEO Nancy Silberkleit of Archie Comics scaring her employees sounds way too out there to be true. But on the other hand, could anyone make this stuff up? The report says several employees complained about Silberkleit’s vile antics, which include asking if sex toys were stored in an office safe and …

Ten Finger Seany On The Fourth Day Of July…

Soundtrack time! Why am I so amused by the image of a guy getting himself pretty crisped up by grinding up fireworks in a coffee grinder? Sean Michael Ogden was trying to break down smaller fireworks to make bigger ones. All he made was a big boom, a big boom that shook the house of …

Another Case Of Social Nutworking

Holy crap. The people with which we share this earth. I know that a lot of people are really upset about the Casey Anthony verdict. But this is just plain old nuts. In Oklahoma, some drug-crazed woman nearly killed some woman with her car because she looked like Casey Anthony. She waited for her outside …

Head Office Called Me About The Elevator

Bleh. That wasn’t the most wonderful update I’ve ever had. Williams and McDaniel called me back. And the short answer is they’re not going to do anything about the elevator’s alarm system. Until it totally and completely breaks, and they have to replace it with a new one, this alarm bell ringing to nowhere is …

She Was Milking That Breastfeeding Mother Thing For All It Was Worth

Here’s another sign that I’m either losing my touch, or I’ve seen one too many weird news stories. It was all over the net. Har har, it was also all over her car, but ya know. Anyway, the story of Stephanie Robinette was everywhere. I guess she and her husband were at a wedding, and …

Prickly Situation

I saw this a little while ago and knew I wanted to post about it. But my brain still was pretty fried, so nothing happened. I’m sure lots of times, parents have said they’ll kick their kids out of their car and leave them behind. Of course, they won’t do it. Well, this parent did. …

Don’t Forget To Sort That Into The Orgasmic Waste Bag

I really have become quite jaded. I can read a story about a woman chopping off her husband’s penis and think “Meh, whatever.” But a couple things about this one caught my attention. After she had, um, removed his thing, she put it through the garbage disposal! Oh dear. Unlike John Bobbitt, he ain’t gettin’ …

>A Piece of Computer History Come To Life

>Woe. Here’s something you don’t see every day. A guy got his hands on a 1964 modem, and brought it online. This thing was as simple as she gets. It wasn’t even close to a digital modem. 300 Bod. Hello. You know what’s funny? My parents would have been around in this modem’s era, but …