President George Bush was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang… “Hallo, President Bush” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Archie, up ‘ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger’s Cove, Newfoundland, Canada ey? I am callin’ to tells ya dat weare officially declaring war on you …
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This Country Makes Me Sick
That title may seem a bit harsh and I’m not sure I actually believe it but you’re reading this so it got your attention. In all honesty, I don’t think this country makes me sick. The people are great, we’re free-er than most countries…. but our judiciary system JUST BLOWS!!! In Ottawa this week a …
Playoff Predictions
I just finished typing up another column for Salty Sports talking about the first round of the NHL Playoffs that start tonight. Hopefully it will be posted this afternoon. Go check it out.
Ontario Wins, Alberta Chokes, Albino Pukes
Well things went well in Saskatoon. We had some ups and downs but we made the finals and beat Alberta 3-2 in overtime. It was a great game. The crowd was solidly behind Alberta since we were in Western Canada and…. well people just don’t like our team. So when Dean scored the winner in …
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Birthday Love
On behalf of VC I’d like to wish one of our regulars, a different anonymous, a Happy Birthday. May you not get any uglier in the next year.
Random Page Stuff
We finally got around to updating the links section of the page as somethings had expired or people had moved their sites or just completely stopped using them and it was pointless to keep them around so hopefully it’s all up to date now. If you have a page of your own or some ideas …
Hits
On Friday we did our highest number of Hits in a few months and were well above average. Thanks a lot guys. I guess Nick getting cannred and commenting on terrible commercials is grounds enough to bring people around.
The Nerves Are Setting In Already
So I leave first thing Friday morning for what can only be described as a Canadian HOTSPOT, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. We’re having our Canadian National Goalball Championships out there this year and they start on Friday night. It’s weird for me. This is my third Canadian Championships and you’d think by now I wouldn’t get nervous …
I Hope We All Still Love Lectures…. Oh And Everyone Wave Good Bye To The Retard As He Passes
Well. We’ve had this talk before and this one will be short cuz the main violater will not longer be a problem. People have internet names for a reason. People don’t want their identities revealed so they use their ‘net names. It takes a special kind of prick to sit around and try to reveal …
Warped Tour ’04
This is the line-up for the Warped Tour this year. Anyone that even has the slightest interest in punk rock has to admit that this is a stacked show. 120820 XAlexisonfireAlkaline TrioAllisterAll Rights ReservedAmber PacificAnatomy of A GhostAnother Damn DissapointmentAnti-FlagArkhamASGAtmosphereAudio KarateAvenged SevenfoldBad ReligionThe Beautiful MistakeBig D and the KidsBilly TalentBlackfireBrazilBreak Dance VietnamBreak the SilenceThe BriggsBouncing …