So… Here’s something from the “I’m A Classless Ass” File for your dinner-hour enjoyment. A few weeks ago J.P. Ricciardi, GM of the Toronto Blue Jays called up rookie pitcher, Scott Richmond, to fill as the 5th starter for the team as injuries had cost the Jays a few players and current 5th starter, Jesse …
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"I Punched That Girl – And I Liked It!"
I’m so sick of that god-damn I Kissed a Girl Song. Holy Shit! Enough! It’s not even a clever song – it was just an excuse to make a mildly sexual video and give drunk 20 year old girls an excuse to make-out in night clubs. …Alright so the song’s not all bad. But still! …
Hi Ann!
I’ve been chasing one of our commenters around from subject to subject as she tries to introduce herself to me. Problem is – I lose focus quickly and as posts make their way further down the page I tend to forget about them so I keep missing her. So, to that end. Hi Ann! It’s …
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars
Sorry about the obscure title – but I’ve had that song stuck in my head for the last…. 4 months or so. It’s pretty much the greatest thing ever. This will basically be a stream of consciousness – largely geared around sports so if you’re not a sporty kinda person you can probably scroll on …
Too Funny
So after reading Carin’s post about tweaking the site that contained a few links to old stories I got reading down the old archies again. I really have to say – if you get the chance you should check out the archives of February 2004. It’s all, just, wonderful! Steve’s post where he goes all …
Matt Abuses His Power
Isn’t it sad that I consider the ability to write on a blog to be “power”? Oh well. So this is certainly a long shot. But in the event that you live in the Ottawa Valley and either, are in a position to hire, or know someone who is – please e-mail me. I have …
Matt’s Mission of Evil is Well On It’s Way!
Well you can’t say I don’t get shit done! Or down in this case! When I returned to the VC fold on Thursday I said that I was back to see if I couldn’t kill all the good work that Steve and Carin had built up over the last couple of years. Please take a …
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Summer Love and a Preview of World War III: African Round Ball Style
Morning friends; So I didn’t have much to say this morning as, let’s face it, it’s sunday and I’m hungover as shit. I have, however, in the last 2 day watched an inhuman ammount of Olympic coverage – mainly of sports I would rarely take any interest in. I am quickly becoming a fan of …
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I’m Feeling Very Olympic Today
So as I sit here writing this I’m watching the live feed of the Opening Ceremonies from the Beijing Olympics. I’ll be honest with you. I like to consider myself fairly knowledgeable when it comes to sports and to a lesser extent – I do think I’m at least mildly knowledgeable about my world geography….. …
More PETA Fury!
So Steve beat me to it… I was digging up some info to attach to this post when Steve got his posted first… but I figured I’d still weigh in. This is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever come across. This is nothing more than an attempt to get their message out… no …