This is either a fantastic parody of what a fantastically stupid person sounds like or a fantastically stupid person sounding fantastically stupid. I am having trouble coming to grips with the fact that we are at such a point in our history that I am unable to tell the difference. Aaron Desilly (sp?) eats a …
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That’s One…
A teenager who sneaked into a closed funfair with friends was crushed to death by the mechanical arm of one of the rides, an inquest heard today. That ride? Body Count. Mr Partington said KFRS was called to reports of a male trapped with the mechanics of a fairground ride at 7:44am. He said the …
Pretty Sure I Just Got Robbed By This Guess The Oscar Winning Song Lyrics Quiz
Can You Guess the Oscar-Winning Song Based on the Lyrics? I got 75 percent here which kinda surprised me, but unless there’s something I’m not picking up on, it should have been higher. Without giving anything away, the one about talking to the sun I’m absolutely right about even though the damn thing keeps telling …
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Name That First Draft Band
I got 70 percent on this guess the original name of the band quiz. I’m happy with that. the only one I missed that annoys me a little is Queen. Nothing like realizing you’re about to get it wrong in that split second where you’re hitting the button and it’s too late to stop.
If You’re Wondering Where The City Of Cambridge’s Tweets Have Gone, Why Are You Still On Twitter?
Considering that Michael Shellenberger is the mayor’s idea of a good speaker for an addictions and mental health summit, I’ve got to say that I’m pleasantly surprised and borderline shocked to hear that the city is doing what we all should be doing if we haven’t already and getting off Twitter. If you made me guess …
Name That WWE Ruthless Aggression Tune
I only missed three. A-Train, Jimmy Wang Yang and Torrie Wilson.
Doug Ford Sending Money Through The Mail Like It’s 1992 Is Not A Mystery And Ohmygod I’m So Irritated By All Of This
If there’s anything that isn’t super annoying about Doug Ford lately, I can’t find it. Even when I was starting to kinda get on board with his patriotic fight for Canada against Trump gimmick, he had to go and ruin it by admitting, to what should be no one’s surprise, that he was happy Trump …
Finally, A Worthwhile White House Press Briefing
The first few minutes are Seth’s nightly monologue, but after that, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt talks about how the new Trump administration is going. How would she describe the new cabinet? Is there anyone more qualified than RFK Junior? And it turns out she’s pretty good at riddles!
Pour Some Knowledge On Me
Hey there, youngsters. It’s your old pal Steve here with a public service announcement. You know that song “Pour Some Sugar on Me”? It still plays everywhere, so you probably do. It’s this one, just in case. Anyway, based on a realization I had today, I feel like this is a good time to point …
Definitely Going To Fool Them
“Ok now. Before we leave, I have to ask. Did you remember to properly label the drugs bag?” “You mean the definitely not drugs bag? Of course!” “That’s right! We can’t be driving around looking as dumb as those bag full of drugs guys.” “Nope. We’re way smarter than that! No way in hell we’re …