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Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Doug Ford Sending Money Through The Mail Like It’s 1992 Is Not A Mystery And Ohmygod I’m So Irritated By All Of This
If there’s anything that isn’t super annoying about Doug Ford lately, I can’t find it. Even when I was starting to kinda get on board with his patriotic fight for Canada against Trump gimmick, he had to go and ruin it by admitting, to what should be no one’s surprise, that he was happy Trump …
Finally, A Worthwhile White House Press Briefing
The first few minutes are Seth’s nightly monologue, but after that, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt talks about how the new Trump administration is going. How would she describe the new cabinet? Is there anyone more qualified than RFK Junior? And it turns out she’s pretty good at riddles!
Pour Some Knowledge On Me
Hey there, youngsters. It’s your old pal Steve here with a public service announcement. You know that song “Pour Some Sugar on Me”? It still plays everywhere, so you probably do. It’s this one, just in case. Anyway, based on a realization I had today, I feel like this is a good time to point …
Definitely Going To Fool Them
“Ok now. Before we leave, I have to ask. Did you remember to properly label the drugs bag?” “You mean the definitely not drugs bag? Of course!” “That’s right! We can’t be driving around looking as dumb as those bag full of drugs guys.” “Nope. We’re way smarter than that! No way in hell we’re …
Costly Government I Don’t Want Calls Costly Election None Of Us Needs
Premier Doug Ford confirms he will call snap Ontario election next week Ontario Premier Doug Ford plans to call a snap election Wednesday, using the threat of 25 per cent tariffs from U.S. President Donald Trump to justify his early call. That election call would send Ontarians to the polls on Feb. 27, more than …
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Water Pump Blues
Watching this video of Bottleneck John playing the blues to the rhythm of an old water pump made me think of the White Trash Washing Machine, the only difference being that this one doesn’t seem to be done quite as much for laughs. The waterpump blues duo – Live by the lakeside!! Water splashing and …
Why I Don’t Miss Social Media
DID YOU EVEN CONSIDER EVERY POSSIBLE LIVED EXPERIENCE BEFORE RECKLESSLY POSTING YOUR CHILI RECIPE ON SOCIAL MEDIA? Look, I get it. You thought what you posted was innocuous. Still, did you stop to think about everyone who has ever lived and how it could make them feel? I know, I know—all you did was share …
We Couldn’t Disqualify. The Criminal Didn’t Agree To That
You would think, considering how many other countries they’ve helped to destabilize over the years, that America would be aware that rather than allow the leader of a violent coup back into power as though nothing had happened, that the option to prosecute it to the fullest extent of the law is one that is …
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Sabbath Toxic Sabbath
And now, Bill McClintock with another absolutely ridiculous creation. Music used in this mashup: Britney Spears – Toxic Black Sabbath – Sabbath Bloody Sabbath Motley Crue – Girls, Girls, Girls