Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I’m not going to slag this woman too much for being taken in by the there is a problem with your computer, please contact support scam. I’ve had to bail a couple of nervous people out of that thing in my day. Thankfully they were smart enough to call me instead of the number on …
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Sometimes, little kids are a little too honest. Get Carin to tell you her surprise blueberries story sometime if she hasn’t already. Or there’s the time I walked proudly into the house on my dad’s birthday, handed him the present in my hand and said “Happy birthday, dad! Here’s your hammer! Mom’s coming in with …
Cambridge man arrested for hate-motivated attack on bus: WRPS It’s not just the headline. the entire story is written in such a way as to suggest that this person was attacking a bus. The photo at the top is of a bus. The only other person we’re ever told about is the busdriver. And in …
Viral video sparks debate about shopping cart etiquette Not sure what the debate is here. Put your fuckin’ cart back when you’re done with it, ya lazy cunt is literally the only correct answer to this so-called conundrum. If you’re healthy enough to take it out, traipse around the store with it and then get …
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It’s not me. Still not me… And barring a horrible coincidence, your device did not die around the last minute or so of the video.
Radio Host, Song Parodist Bob Rivers Has Died. Man, I was so bummed when I heard this news over the weekend. Growing up, I had two favourite song parody guys. The first, obviously, was Weird Al (one of the first records ever given to me as a child was the “Eat It” 45), and the …
Old story, but who cares? McDonalds says it will remove a sign advertising its “McCrispy” sandwich that’s located next to a crematorium in the United Kingdom, according to a report. The sign, advertising McDonald’s “McCrispy” sandwich was placed next to publicly-owned Penmount Crematorium in Cornwall, England, according to Cornwall Live. “New McCrispy,” the sign reads. …
I don’t wear hats that often, but I think I could make an exception for this one. An anti-MAGA Hat made by a Greenlandic creator that reads: “Make America Go Away” has gone viral as Usha Vance’s visit to the island approaches. Aannguaq Reimer-Johansen, the creator of the anti-MAGA hats, has said he believes her …
I thought this was going to be easier than the Ruthless Aggression edition, but I managed to do worse by one. I missed Ken Shamrock which drove me nuts because I totally knew it, Brian Pillman (I have no memory of that song whatsoever), ivory (I remember two other themes she used but not this …
This is either a fantastic parody of what a fantastically stupid person sounds like or a fantastically stupid person sounding fantastically stupid. I am having trouble coming to grips with the fact that we are at such a point in our history that I am unable to tell the difference. Aaron Desilly (sp?) eats a …