If I’m being generous, I think I watched two minutes of the Trump Biden debate a couple weeks ago. I caught enough to know that Biden looked extra elderly and was probably sick with something and that Trump was still absolutely repulsive and completely full of shit. So I saw all I was ever going …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Best News Bloopers For June, 2024
Let me make sure I have this right. If you look at a baby hippo, you can tell that it looks like a fully grown hippo, only smaller? And if you look at, say, a puppy or a kitten, you’ll know right away that there’s a difference between them and the hippo? Fascinating! And before …
We Have Breaking News About The Blue Jays Lineup. Carissa Got Her Diploma Again!
Time for your annualish Steve loses his shit at MLB Audio for dinking with the broadcasts and fucking everything up post. I swear I could almost start an entire website devoted to only this if I knew that doing so wouldn’t cause me to bust a blood vessel and die. The reason I’m flipping my …
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Best Joke Ever, My Dog
Sorry it’s another damn TikTok, screen reader people. But I got a nice laugh out of this kid and his dog. @maxydoodle23 chats between besties 💕 #dog #dogsoftiktok #dogtok #howlingdog #fyp #foryoupage #whitelab #whitelabrador #labrador #labradorretriever ♬ original sound – maxydoodle23 It’s funny for the obvious reason of course, but if you’ve been around enough …
I Have The Meats…And Some Odd Rectal Issues
I’m not sure where to start here, so we’ll just pick it up from the part where police in Florida were called to an area near a Speedway convenience store to deal with a naked fellow who was standing on the side of the road and yelling at a woman for some reason. That winds …
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Being Localized And Being Local Are Not The Same Thing
If this is the future of radio, then maybe it’s time to shut the whole thing down. So much radio is unlistenable to me as it is precisely because it sounds so half assed, unprofessional and automated. There’s no humanity to it. If there are people at all, they’re presented in the form of lifeless, …
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“How Do We Weaponize This Against The Vulnerable,” Asked Everyone
Reading about a concept called purpose-bound money, a few things come to mind. I’d love to know how much investment cash was fleeced out of people who didn’t realize they were financing the invention of the gift card. It sounds like a privacy nightmare by design. Assuming they haven’t already, how long is it going …
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The Macarena Is Very Disturbing
I feel like I start a good number of posts this way, but here we go again. So I’m doing some stuff around the house while enjoying a beer and some tunes, and “Stupify” by Disturbed comes on. “Haven’t heard this one in a while,” I think. “Always kinda liked it. But…but…why in hell do …
The Sporting Goods Store Did Not Account For All Of The Dicks In The Area
Calling in a fake bomb threat and active shooter to a store across the street from where your boyfriend is about to get arrested for shoplifting maybe isn’t the smartest thing you could do, but I’ll go ahead and put it in the category of ideas so crazy they just might work. Distraction can be …
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Smells Like Summer Nights And Karen Carpenter
Given the quality of a lot of what There I Ruined It does, I expected so much more from this than I got, and not just because it’s a short. But on the bright side it made me think of this, which is fabulous. You’ve probably got it figured out, but just in case you’re …
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