I was figuring I would hang on to this and slip it in as a soundtrack to something when the moment was right, but you no what? Naah. The more time I spend being subjected to this United States election and to the very concept of Donald J. Trump, serious presidential candidate, the more I …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Perhaps We Need A Registry For That, Too
I’m having a little trouble figuring out exactly how stupid this gentleman is. Like clearly he’s stupid, but is he stupid or is he stuuuuuuupid? Police say a Hamilton man went to Kitchener around 11 a.m. on Thursday to “meet with a female youth for a sexual purpose.” When he arrived at the meeting spot …
War Pigs On A Boat
Not sure it needed to go on for four minutes, but I appreciate the gag. Helps the song age along with the people who listened to it back in the 70s.
Big Butts! Hallelujah!
I saw this as a short a while back and it made me wonder how long they could stretch it out if they tried. Turns out the answer is 1 minute and 52 seconds. And quite the 1 minute and 52 seconds it is.
Is This My Life?! Or My Sacrifice?
I have a nephew who’s super into Pokemon, to the point where he happy cried when my mom got him gold cards for Christmas. Not sure how he feels about Creed, though. This, apparently, is how it’s supposed to sound. Somehow I’ve either managed to never hear it or to forget that I have.
Thanks, Doug. Still Ain’t Votin’ For Ya
Doug Ford poised to send out pre-election cheques to 16 million Ontarians Don’t get me wrong. I’ll happily take an extra couple hundred from the government if they’d like to send it to me. But you know what would make me even happier? If they would take the $3.2 billion that this pre-election bribery with …
We’d Call It A Honk ‘N’ Bonk, But Pedestrians Can’t Honk. That’s Why This Is Their Fault
I don’t know if this one is the fault of the police or the media, but I’m going to guess it’s the police because the media tends to just go ahead and regurgitate whatever silly ass language the police put in their press releases without bothering to think about it. When you hear the words …
Do You Want Cord Cutting? Because This Is How You Get Cord Cutting
Pretty sure I just figured out how Rogers plans to pay for its shiny new chunk of sports monopolization. You’ll be shocked by the answer, no doubt. Upcoming change to your TV Box rental fee(s) We hope you’re enjoying your TV service. With the rising costs to deliver the latest technology, we’ll begin charging an …
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Long Live the Death Of The Touch Screen
Touch Screens Are Over. Even Apple Is Bringing Back Buttons. Product designers are embracing how users actually feel after years of pushing flat and sleek Man, do I ever hope this guy is right, because I hate touch screens. I say that without the slightest hint of exaggeration. If there was a regular old push …
I Think You’ve Just Crossed A Line, MLB Audio
On this final day of the Major League Baseball regular season, I would like to take a second to offer the heartiest of fuck yous to the MLB app for cutting away from the legendary Bob Uecker while he was in the midst of giving his feelings on the end of the Oakland Athletics so …
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